Derober

Welcome celebrities and civilians! Derober.com is obviously not your next door neighbor’s celebrity gossip trough. There are so many clone celebrity blogs out there that my brother John and myself felt it necessary to break the mold and usher in a new era of celeb juice. The stone age of scribbling chicken scratch on photos using Microsoft Paint is exhausted. Our patent-pending roll-over effect is sure to amaze and bewilder. Some might say our “derobing” is mean and cruel. Our message to these nea-sayers: lighten up. People are smart. Celebrities are smart ;). You know the truth, so have fun with our blog -don’t hate. Enjoy!!!
~ John, Darby Gunpowder (…and Bob ‘The Bitch’)

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The Derobers live in craptastic Venice Beach, California by way of Fort Vegas Wayne, Indiana

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I know what you’re all thinking, “Fort Wayne”. . . .”Mafia”, but really, Fort Fun is the Midwest’s Hollywood.
Check out these Uber-Celebs that hail from The Fort:

• Shelley Long - Diane Chambers on ‘Cheers’ (hot prude)
• John Chapman - Johnny Appleseed (invented the apple
• Carole Lombard - actress in original Mr and Mrs Smith (without guns and bondage)
• Philo Farnsworth - invented the television (you’re welcome)
• Dan Butler - Dog on ‘Frasier’ (cooler than Kelsey Grammer)
• Dick York - Darrin Stephens on ‘Bewitched’ (every man’s personal hero: he had a genie in a bottle people)
• Jenna Fisher - Pam Beesley on ‘The Office’ (will you go out with me Jenna? -Leo)
• Bill Blass - TJ Maxx Fashion designer (hates when you call hiim Slick Willy)
• Dave Thomas - Late, great Founder of Wendy’s (you’re welcome again)
• Fred Zollner - founded the NBA
• Stephanie Eve Larimore - Playboy’s Miss June 2006 (good work Freiberger)
• Rod Woodsen - 11 time Pro-Bowl football player (won’t hold it against him he went to Snider)
• DaMarcus Beasly - US Nationa Soccer Team (faster than you are)
• Fawn Liebowitz -dead girl in ‘Animal House’ (attended Bishop Dwenger HS)
• The Derobers - Celebrities worst nightmares

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